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Horrible Histories Awards

Best Actor/Actress
You really want to make me choose? Could I not just have a bullet point list as to why I love them all?
Oh… I can? Perfect.

• Mathew Baynton: He’s hilarious and he can sing so well and he has a beautiful face which makes everything better.
• Ben Willbond: ACCENTS. ALL OF THEM.
• Larry Rickard: Have you seen him as a Viking? HELLOOOOOOOOOO~
• Martha Howe-Douglas: No one loves her as much because she’s not one of the guys, it seems, but she’s really funny and pretty and also does some beautiful accents.
• Jim Howick: IN HOWICK WE TRUST. HE IS WONDERFUL. IN my opinion, he is the best of the lot of them. Not only is he hilarious he can sing amazingly.
• Simon Farnaby: Just watch a Stupid Deaths or Caligula sketch to understand why he’s awesome.
• Alice Lowe: Some of her facial epressions kill me. Kill.
• Larry Lewin: I AM INCLUDING HIM BECAUSE HE IS ALWAYS FORGOTTEN. OHANA, GUYS. I love Lawry so much. His accent is great and he's really funny. Also, he was in Doctor Who.

Best Sketch
Oh, so now I have to choose JUST ONE SKETCH. Well, I can’t. So I’ll pick three.

• Historical Paramedics - The middle ages one from series two. CAN YE HEAR ME PAUL?
• Roman Come Dine With Me - E L A G A B A L U S.
• “YOUR DAD KILLED MY DAD” - series one. The first sketch I ever watched.

Best Song
This one, I can do.
Gotta choose LITERALLY because it was the first song that made me realise just how damn genius this show is. Sadly, I didn’t follow the show right fro the first episode of series one or Born2Rule might have been here, but seeing Literally for the first time made me realise that Horrible Histories deserves all the awards going.

Sexiest Male
CAN I ANSWER WITH BAYBOND BECAUSE I CAN’T CHOOSE.

Best Baybond Moment
Oh. Umm… Alexander/Hephastion. He sniffs him. And I read a beautiful fanfiction based on this the other night.

EMMA IS STOPPING THIS RIGHT HERE. WHY JUST BAYBOND? WHY NOW BACKWICK?

Funniest Single Line
“MANCHILD, DO YOU WISH TO BE A GALLANT HERO? THEN WEE ON THIS MAN’S HEAD”

Best Random moment
Call A Llama Farmer. *nods*

Best Character
E L A G A B A L U S.
I also love Grunt, Ugg and Shouty Man.

Best Stupid Death
Either WW2 Business Man or The Knights Templar.

Best Bob Hale Report
THE ONE WITH THE MACARENA.