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I've seen trailers for a new show on Sky Atlantic called This Is Jinsy and it looks really cool. Something about lemon scented dogs and weird things. Anyway, it has Alice Lowe in it and I love her. It appears to also have David Tennant, Catherine Tate and Harry Hill too. I went on the website to see more about it, but it's very confusing, but will probably make sense once I've seen the show. One thing I did get was my 'birth veg'...

BIRTH VEG - CRAFE

‘Crafe-children’ are life’s mystics, operating on a spiritual level no other veg-sign even comes close to. Creative geniuses from their earliest cycles, Crafes can talk from the moment they are hatched and are often very critical babies, moaning about the tightness of a nappy or the repetitive nature of their diet. The downside of being a ‘Crafer’ is that everyone hates them for being so highly attuned and developed, so most of them are recluses or given to dark moods. Birthsound: hello, this looks interesting! Birth-weather: misty.

Righto.