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I've seen trailers for a new show on Sky Atlantic called This Is Jinsy and it looks really cool. Something about lemon scented dogs and weird things. Anyway, it has Alice Lowe in it and I love her. It appears to also have David Tennant, Catherine Tate and Harry Hill too. I went on the website to see more about it, but it's very confusing, but will probably make sense once I've seen the show. One thing I did get was my 'birth veg'...

BIRTH VEG - CRAFE

‘Crafe-children’ are life’s mystics, operating on a spiritual level no other veg-sign even comes close to. Creative geniuses from their earliest cycles, Crafes can talk from the moment they are hatched and are often very critical babies, moaning about the tightness of a nappy or the repetitive nature of their diet. The downside of being a ‘Crafer’ is that everyone hates them for being so highly attuned and developed, so most of them are recluses or given to dark moods. Birthsound: hello, this looks interesting! Birth-weather: misty.

Righto.

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I finally got my Pottermore email today. I was excited and flailed a little in the middle of the common room at school.

My wand is elm, 12 and a half inches with a dragon core. Quite bendy. I have a simaese cat, because owls are overrated and toads are boring.

I am in Slytherin, which I couldn't be more pleased about. Seriously, I cried a little bit. Yup.

("I cried and I was in the bath")

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I just tried to draw this and completely forgot what I was doing. It's one of those stupidly attractive pictures of a man old enough to be your dad.

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I didn't like this week's Doctor Who much. I mean, it was alright, but it was so depressing. I really prefer when they're fighting monsters and aliens. I don't really want to sit and watch Rory cry over Amy for an hour, or however long it's on for. The preview for next week's episode looks like a massive improvement. Yep.

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Reasons why I am awesome: I just spent an hour making these.

Elagabalus is my favourite.

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This is another post about fanfiction, in which I may figure out where I want this shitty vampire to go. So far, Mat is a vampire for no reason and I probably won't ever give a reason, he just is. He is best friends with Ben which is awesome and adorable and I have no idea why Ben loves Scooby Doo so much, he just does. Everyone else is just floating about at the moment not doing much. Well, Larry is telling bad jokes and Jim is being cheerful in the morning.

The problem I'm mostly having is that I don't want this to end up going down the slash route. I have reasons for it wanting to not go there:

1. Its a kids show, and as much as I love slash there is far, far too much HH slash.
2. WHAT IF IT IS FOUND?
3. I am terrible at writing anything romantic.

It's already hinting at baybond and I do like baybond, I do but I just don't want it to go there. Mostly because, if you think about it, this story is definitely similar to Twilight (for the lols) and if Mat is the shitty vampire baybond would make Ben BELLA and Ben is far too good of an actor to have anything to do with that. His face actually moves, unlike the girl who plays Bella whose name escapes me.

This has been a post that has not helped me in the slightest but I had fun writing. Whatever.

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In which Emma writes something that isn't even sexy but she finds really attractive:

Mat woke up, ran a hand through his messy bed hair and got dressed before walking out into the living room area.

Yep. I need to stop.