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1. what are three ways to win your heart?
Be cute, be funny, give me food.

2. do you like lightning?
I think so. If it happened near me I'd probably be scared of it but I like looking at it when it's far away.

3. have you ever cut someone else’s hair?
I don't think so.

4. last person you said ‘i hate you’ to?
Graigy, but I was kidding :')

5. rain or sunshine?
It depends what mood I'm in. Sometimes I like sun, because it's good for taking photos and being outside, but other times I like rain because it's really peaceful.

6. last stupid thing you said to anyone?
Earlier I was telling my family how much I dislike the name Sophie but my sister's daughter is called Sophie WHOOPS.

7. biggest turn off?
I don't know. Probably someone who doesn't know how to keep themselves clean. I'm all for hygiene.

8. fave movie?
Labyrinth and Anchorman.

9. would you date someone who smokes?
I could, but I'd probably get them to stop.

10. would you date someone who was addicted to drugs?
No. Eww.

11. what’s your biggest turn on, physically?
Ben Barnes? Hahahaha. I'm kidding. But I don't really know.

12. would you have sex w. someone you weren’t dating?
Probably not...

13. have you ever missed someone and regretted breaking up with them?
Nope :)

14. have you ever dated someone more than once?
Nope. :)

15. if you could go on ONE DATE with any celebrity, who would it be?
BEN BARNES.

16. what’s your relationship status?
'In a relationship'

17. do you like cuddling?
Yeah :3

18. do you hold grudges?
I do. :D

19. do you regret dating anyone?
Nope :D

20. hugger or kisser?
Bit of both? Haha.

21. missing someone?
Yeah :(

22. most important lesson you’ve learned from your exes?
I don't really have exes...

23. are you happier single or in a relationship?
I don't know. I'm pretty happy right now.

24. how important are looks?
A little important. More important than most people say.

25. would you rather date someone who was SUPER-HOT or someone who was nice?
Someone nice :3

26. do you stay friends w/ the people you’ve dated?
derp.

27. would you fight over someone you wanted to be with?
Definitely. Bitches would get their eyes scratched out.

28. do you kiss on the 1st date?
Umm. ;)

29. if someone cheated on you, would you take them back if you really loved them?
I don't know. I don't think I would know until I'd been in that situation.

30. some random girl comes up to you and says “who the hell are you”? What do you say back?
I don't know. That isn't a thing that happens.

31. are you spoiled?
YEP :D

32. name three things you would not tolerate in a relationship?
Cheating, Not listening to me, Not loving ponies.

33. which one of your friends do you think would make a good prostitute?
I don't know. :S

34. did you miss anyone today?
I said so earlier! D:

35. last person to see you cry?
I dunno. People usually aren't around.

36. Who/what made you cry?
Some asshole. ;)

37. are you a forgiving person?
Not at all.

38. would you ever share a girl/boyfriend with your best friend?
No. That's such a stupid idea.

39. i’ve come to realize the last person who gave me a hug…
was a child covered in chocolate and I didn't like it.

40. are most of your friends guys or girls?
Guys.

41. how long does it take you to get ready to go out ?
Not too long! :D

42. how many people do you know of named Adam ?
I know two. One is my second cousin and one is a twat :)

43. are any of your friends cheerleaders ?
Lol no.

44. what was the last thing you burnt ?
My mouth on pizza.

45. what is your full name?
Emma (Mema) Whitehand

46 what color is the bra you have on now ?
I'm not wearing one LOL AWKWARD. I'm in my pyjamas okay. :)

47. do you straighten your hair every day?
Almost every day :)

48. do you worry about the size of your boobs?
Not really. They're an okay size.

49. are you the typical girl who’s addicted to gossip?
I'm not the 'typical girl' but I do love gossip.

50. what are your favorite girly magazines?
However, I do not like girly magazines.

51. did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a guy?
Nope :3

52. did you ever cry during a romantic movie?
Probably. I cry at everything :L

53. would you leave the house without makeup on?
Yeah :)

54. what’s the biggest turn on about guys?
I don't know? haha.

55. are you a girly-girl, tomboy, or in the middle?
I'm definitely in the middle.

56. is pink truly the best color in the entire universe?
No, that title belongs to orange.

57. what’s the most expensive piece of clothing you own?
My prom dress, I think.

58. what color do you absolutely despise?
Like, mustard yellow-y brown. Urgh.

59. have you ever stole?
Nope. I'm a good girl :)

60. have you set your hair on fire?
Err... no?

61. do you wear sweat pants?
Nope.

62. do you know anyone who has lost their virginity?
Probably a lot of people.

63. have you ever ran into a door because you didn’t see it?
Nope, but I banged my head on a window.

64. doesn’t 50 Cent suck?
I don't really have an opinion on him.

65. do you like hugs and kisses(xoxo:))?
I like actual ones and sarcastic xoxoxoxoxs.

66. do you act gangster?
All the fuckin' time, mateee.

67. ever made a prank phone call?
Nope.

68. last kiss?
Train station.

69. what bill do you hate paying most?
I don't pay bills :D

70. where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
I've never had one aww D:

71. what did you want to be when you were growing up?
Pretty much everything :L

72. favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a guy?
probably VIDEO GAMES! :D

73. when did you first start feeling older?
I don't feel particularly old :L

74. favorite guilty pleasure?
Twilight movies. Fuck da h8ers.

75. what famous person(s) would you like to have dinner with?
Heston Blumenthal for the food, Ben Barnes for the pretty.

76. what famous person would you like to date?
Omg how many times do I have to say it BEN BARNES.

78. what do you hate about your school?
Most things. It's just a complete shit hole.

79. last person whose bed you laid in besides your own?
However owns Premier Inn? :L

80. have you lost a friend recently?
Nope :)

81. ever have a sleepover with the opposite sex?
Yeah! :D

82. do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot?
I've been using them all the way through this thinger :L

83. is it easier to forgive, or to forget?
To forgive.

84. do you give out second chances too easily?
I don't think so...

85. is your best friend pretty?
I don't really have a best friend. I have lots of friends who are pretty, though :3

86. is it awkward when you run into your exes?
DERP

87. have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
I don't think so :L

88. can you make yourself cry?
I think I probably could.

89. is your life simple or complicated?
More complicated than I let on, I think.

90. are you easily confused?
OH GOD YES.

92. are you taller than 5′4″?
I have no idea how tall I am.

93. have you ever liked someone who treated you like crap?
Probably :L

94. is your current hair color mostly your natural hair color?
For once in my life, yes.

95. does everything really happen for a reason?
I have no idea. :S

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other twitter things that annoy me:

• people who have loads of followers but tweet generic shit with absolutely no personality whatsoever. what even are you doing?
• fanbase wars. you don't need to trend something every day.
• spamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspamspam
• people who spam celebrities every five second.
• people who think that they are suddenly friends with celebrities after getting a tweet. no. sit down.
• iRespectFemales and charlieskies.

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"If you've never played Pokemon red,blue, or yellow, don't you dare call yourself a Pokemon fan."

People who say shit like this make me want to jump off a bridge. A fan is someone who likes something. Nothing gives you the right to say you are more of a fan of something than anyone else because you've known it longer.

So what if someone hasn't played red/blue/yellow? I bet you haven't played green. I bet you've never filled a whole Pokedex. Sit the fuck down and shut up.

Pokemon is a franchise that has touched more than one generation of fans, and because of this there are obviously going to be younger ones who have never played blue/red/yellow because they were too young at the time, but doesn't that really matter? The newer games are just as good (if not better) than previous instalments, so as long as the fans are enjoying playing the game then they /are/ fans. Ugh.

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seriously though, stop me listening to this song.

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come and take a walk on the wild side

let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain

you like your girls insane

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I found this on my older blog (WHICH IS HERE) and thought I'd re-do it here with updated answers because, well, a lot had changed since last May.

What size is the last bed you kissed on?

A single, I think.

When was the last time you were sick?

Quite a while ago. I don't *do* sick.

Are you one of those people who are always cold?

I'm cold a lot of the time. I am freezing right now, but my hair is wet and I'm wearing a short sleeve tshirt.

What are you listening to?

Born To Die by Lana Del Rey.

How many more days until your birthday?

I have no idea. My birthday is September 20th, you work it out.

Do you have any summer plans yet?

Yes. Yes I bloody well do.

When was the last time you shaved your legs?

Monday, I think. Definitely some time this week. They're all stubbly again, though. Yuck.

Is there someone you wish you were closer with?

I don't think so. Distance-wise, however...

Do you tend to waste a lot of money?

Yes.

Have any addictions?

PASTA.

Are you anything like your siblings?

I'm nothing like my sister. I don't know what happened to her, she's not like my mum either and I'm a lot like my mum. I'm more similar to my brother, we both like Zelda and listen to almost the same music and stuff, but I'm not really much like him either.

Have you ever had a stalker?

No.

What did you last drink?

Weightwatchers something and something drink. I have it because it is cheap, not because it's Weightwatchers, though.

Have you ever received an injury from a hook up?

From a hook up? Err, I don't think so. (What's a hook up?!)

What did you last eat?

JAFFA CAKES.

What was the best concert you have been to?

PANIC! AT THE MOTHERFUCKING DISCO.<- l I don't even need to change that one. It's not even funny how much I miss them.

Who is the last person you hugged?

I /honestly/ don't think I've hugged anyone since Graigy when he was getting his train. Wow.

Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?

I do. Guys are so much more fun than girls.

When was the last time you had a crowd at your house?

Sunday.

What can you smell?

My hair.

How many cell phones have you had?

Loads, like, wow.

Which school year do you think will be the saddest?

I don't really know, considering I'm on my last one and I don't really give a shit anymore.

Do you have trust issues?

I think so. I'm not good at trusing people and I'm not good at letting people know too much. I don't like talking about feelings or whatever. I don't like people knowing incase they use it against me. #SOMETIMESMEMAISDEEP

Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?

Not anymore I'm not :3

Where do you get all your clothes?

Shops. Yep.

What did you do today ?

I went to school and didn't do much work. I came home and I had pasta and I watched a shit documentary and I played DQIX all afternoon and made no progress because the bloody game froze on me.

How many more years of high school do you have?

Not in highschool bro.

Do you have a YouTube account?

SeelinCat, emmafranziska + something else that I can never remember the name of.

Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?

I think so.

Have you ever regretted kissing someone?

Never ever.

Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?

I can't drive and I can't run very fast, so no.

Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?

Faggot. (HAI GRAIGY HAI)

Have you ever sent a text to the wrong person?

I have.

Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?

It depends. If it was tonight then I'd love to have /someone/ here with me, but if it was really hot then I'd probably want to be alone. Then again, fuck being too hot, I'll deal with it.

Will next friday be a good one?

I don't know. I don't do much.

When was the last time something bothered you?

Something is always bothering me. <- THAT.

Do you think age matters in relationships?

It does. I don't like seeing old men with really young girlfriends. I think it's because it's usually *rich* old men who are likely to die soon and leave the girl all of the money that it bothers me, but if it is genuinely out of love then I have nothing against it. I usually don't like the idea of a boyfriend being younger than me either, but I've learned to not give a shit.

Have you ever lived with a girlfriend/boyfriend?

Nope :(

When will your next kiss be?

NOT SOON ENOUGH OKAY.

Who was the first male you talked to today?

Umm, Phil. I yelled "PHILLLLLLLLL" at him. :)

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i don't like this url any more but I don't want to start another blog.

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lol last night/this morning was weird i was just all crying idek.

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the worst part about having mostly male friends is figuring out how to get pads into the toilet without them seeing.